Hey guys, remember the summer? Remember that one time where we all went over to Daniel’s house to make food for his birthday? Man, that was like…four months and one day ago. What’s that? You aren’t sure that happened? You don’t think you were invited, or maybe your invitation was lost in the mail a la the sarcastic qualification under the “parties” section of the Gossip Girl website on the intro to the hit teen drama “Gossip Girl”?
Well fear not, for I have pictures and intend to pair them with descriptions of the evening so, cruel social exclusion notwithstanding, you can tell all of your friends that you attended. You can watch as their eyes, usually half covered by australopithecine lids, focused on nothing in particular as though staring at a television displaying a (marginally) lower primate wearing a party hat, and arrhythmically clashing cymbals together, begin to fill with tears of envy.
Moving backwards through the evening we begin with this espresso-chocolate flourless torte.