i’d like to take the opportunity to share the recipe for the best chili i’ve had the pleasure to taste, as invented by my cousin jeff and his friend jack.
pssssh, you say. everyone thinks they have the best chili recipe.
well, does everyone have a ‘people’s choice’ award from an actual legit chili cookoff?
‘people’s choice?’ you disdainfully snort. that’s like the loser miss congeniality award for the girl that doesn’t have big enough fake boobs to actually win Miss New Jersey Junior Teen America.